why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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