Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Randomize
