waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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