We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
operation harelip BJ is a go
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
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