I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Are we still banned from the library?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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