Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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