I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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