in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
This is classic penis vs brain.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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