can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
be right there i have to get my cape
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Randomize
