I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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