we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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