i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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