As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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