This girl is more easily done than said...
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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