Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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