Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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