we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
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