Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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