He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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