My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
He shit in the fireplace
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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