i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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