if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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