That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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