Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
