We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
There's even glitter on my cock...
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