it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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