just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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