READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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