he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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