I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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