the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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