Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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