ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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