I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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