whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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