When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
How external is "for external use only"?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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