I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Success! We fucked roommates!
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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