Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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