Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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