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(301): View more from Maryland

That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?

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(916): View more from California

the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.

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(408): View more from California

Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?

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(218): View more from Minnesota

If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me

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(903): View more from Texas

Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor

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(340): View more from US Virgin Islands

Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.

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