covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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