Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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