just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Randomize
