so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize