I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
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