my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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