he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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