He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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