i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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