real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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