Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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