Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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