CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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