I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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