Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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