Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
my shit smells like andre
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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